The wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks. "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lottery and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks. She replies "My boss and I played the lottery and we won again, so I bought It with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari.......You guessed it !!! Her share of the lottery winnings.... That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while She gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. "What the f*ck is this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your f*cking lottery ticket wet, do we??"
An M&S reference (they sell strawberry and cream sandwiches) for those who may be scratching their heads. I only learnt this from t'internet.
