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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Thought that was a pic of your mot snapping at you:grin:
     
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    they use them as watchdogs tie a chicken to a pully system and make them jump for dinner unless they catch a thief
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 25, 2021
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    upload_2021-6-25_16-32-14.jpeg my baby
     

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    It wouldn’t surprise me
     
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    Wouldn't be out of place in a comedy series that line up <laugh>
     
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    Plastic surgery gone wrong, and the real question - Has Matt had worse?

     
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    Even you can't possibly have had worse than this, Ell!!

    ... FFS, what if I'm wrong!! <yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes>
     
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    Never mind the boat race, look at her neck!!! <yikes>
     
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    FFS I was on the cider yesterday and I was that pissed I didn't realise I was calling you PARA....even OLOF was asking me who the **** is para<laugh>
     
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    Believe it or not, in Glasgow, Para is a shortened version of parajubejube, which - you guessed - means pissed. Troo dat!


    EDIT: Well, it used to be. Many years have passed & many more names have been added to the 'pissed' list.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    We always referred to someone who was pissed as Para too, shortened from paralytic <cheers>
     
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    reminds me of Aldershot in the 70s i was attached to 3 para for an exercise we went out for a drink a guy said the same joke as you made the paralytic one, then one of 3 para took the hump and said to him Paraplegic and gave him just 2 digs and he was out cold
     
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    A couple of my mates who were marines were in a group of 4, on a night out in Aldershot, in a nightclub they got into a debate if this particular girl was wearing a wig, so in his drunken stupor one went over, but instead of asking her, he decided to lift it off her head, she drew back and hit him smack on the nose, setting him on his arse, you can imagine the piss taking
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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