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  1. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Seeing as its that end of season quiet lull with nothing happening <doh> here's a couple of jokes to enjoy :grin:<ok>



    As I rode past a field the other day I saw a scarecrow having a ****, I thought ****ing hell he's clutching at straws




    The champions league final was just like world war 2, the English won, the Germans lost and the Jews suffered
     
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  2. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    what appalling taste

    you must be a Millwall fan
     
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  3. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Nothing gets passed you

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. 2020VisionofLeeds

    2020VisionofLeeds Well-Known Member

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    call it a wild and lucky guess<whistle>
     
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  5. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Must have been <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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    Millwallsteve, May 28, 2012
  6. lifecheshirewhite

    lifecheshirewhite Cheese

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    nowt wrong with Millwall fans,Steve like most of the Millwall guys are always welcome here.
     
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  7. Massimo Cellino

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    I just saw a dyslexic Yorkshireman walking down the street with a cat flap on his head.
     
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    I love it when the wife puts on her nurses uniform....
    it means the fat ****'s off to work!!
     
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  9. 666 & Elmo

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    I like the first one, very good.

    But I think I am getting old or just plain stupid, because I don't get the second one. I didn't watch the CL Final though - is there actually something witty in this that I am not getting or is it just plain fascist?
     
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  10. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
    "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Ken Bates leaves Leeds."
    "You crafty ****!" said the fairy
     
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  11. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Elmo,

    The jews suffered is Spurs who have missed out on the CL next season and have now gone into the Europa League as Chelski scum won (bought) the CL <ok>

    Don't you remember all the build up that whoever finishes fourth ran the risk of missing out if Chelski won the CL? <ok>
     
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  12. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    <cheers> Paul, how's your head after drinking with the Crewe massive? <laugh>
     
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    I don't follow that ****e called the Premier League or the Champions League Steve <ok>

    I see I just missed the joke but it still reads rather sinister for those of us that don't care much about the Prem nor have Sky TV
     
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  14. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    OK Elmo fair enough and I take your point about the joke <ok>
     
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    Millwallsteve, May 28, 2012
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    <ok> no worries mate
     
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  16. 2020VisionofLeeds

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    Of course.
     
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    I remember a great joke that made me laugh & laugh. Only heard the first line though. It went ...

    Ken Bates put his hand in his pocket ....
     
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  18. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    12 athletes have been suspended in the build up to the London Paralympics after testing positive for WD-40
     
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  19. lifecheshirewhite

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    OK now m8,great day out and piss up does you the world of good.:grin:
     
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  20. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    And a moth flew out <whistle>
     
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