3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “You would never believe what I discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " I found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh that's nothing said the second one, I found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " What did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," I poked holes in all of them." And the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing. She's at the gate......and she's off!
please log in to view this image Happy Birthday Boycie! many happy returns to the brilliant John Challis who is 79 today!!!