2 Irish men on an old air base have been told to measure the height of a flag pole, while they are scratching there chins, an English man walks by and asks if he can help . The Irish men ask him how he would measure it . He goes away brings back a spanner and unbolts the pole. Lays it down and measures it. The Irish men burst out laughing and say .You daft sod , we need the height not the length .
Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
