My van wouldn't start today. So I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat, sitting on the engine. It was a very polite bat. He said "hello sir, you are a handsome man, and very nicely dressed too" I could see the problem straight away. Bat flattery.....
You probably think that you know the story about Noah’s Ark, but think again because here’s the real story . . . . God appeared to Noah and said “It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, and I want you to build an Ark. It has to be 30 cubits wide, 60 cubits long and 2 stories high“ Noah replied “I'm guessing that you want me to fill it with birds and animals.” God said, “No, fish mainly, and particularly carp.“ Noah replied “Ah . . . . you want a two storey carp Ark“
