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    Prince Charles has just arrived in Iran. ...."Where's the Shah?", he asked.
    "Oh, we got rid of the Shah years ago", said his guide.

    "Ohh, in that case, one will have a barth.."
     
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    Uncle Ben has been rushed into hospital after discovering a lump in one of his testicles.

    Turns out It was a a boil in the bag
     
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    I’ve just joined a book club for drinkers.

    First up is Tequila Mockingbird.
     
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    ADVICE NEEDED

    I am thinking of giving my wife roses for valentines but the internet is coming up with conflicting advice, it is a minefield of etiquette and superstition.

    Should I give her 6, 12 or just give her the whole tin?
     
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