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    I just visited a friend I haven't seen for a few weeks.
    He was staring at himself in the mirror
    He was sporting a fresh beard
    I said "Are you happy with your beard?"
    He thought for a moment and said "Hmmmmmm - It's growing on me"
     
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    Apart from "Fine" and "Okay" what other death threats do women use?........
     
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    Whats the first sign of madness?

    Seeing Suggs coming up your drive!.....
     
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