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    What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?
    You can negotiate with a terrorist.
     
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    My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window."
    The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
     
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    There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said:
    "You can't eat your own food in here."
    So they swapped sandwiches.
     
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    Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
     
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    I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."
     
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    I went to an old people's home.
    I asked an old lady with a Zimmer frame. "Do you know who I am?"
    She replied, "Ask the Matron, she'll tell you."
     
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