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    How does a chavette turn off the light after having sex?
    She closes the car door.
     
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    Why does a chav keep a picture of himself on his dashboard?
    So he can park in disabled parking.
     
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    How do you get a chav to wear a condom?
    Put an ADIDAS logo on it.
     
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