When we bought our home, the estate agent thought it would be nice to send flowers for the occasion. They did arrive but the card said, “Rest in Peace”. I was angry and called the florist to complain. When I told them, the florist said. “Oh sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, “Congratulations on your new home”.
Took my stupid dog to the vets yesterday. Daft sod ate a load of Christmas tree lights he had found. When the vet made a fuss of him, his little face lit up.
