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    Seen written on the wall of a Gents toilet


    Looking for a TV to have fun with

    Some-one had added below it

    Try Argos
     
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    Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his sister, Onya,the inventor of the starting pistol.
     
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    My Grandad recalls fighting them on the beaches.

    Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant.
     
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    I suppose I’m in the minority but I always lick the knife when I’m done.

    None of the other surgeons seem to do it.
     
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    Victoria Politely Asks Rest Of Nation To Stop Referring To It As “Australia’s Florida”
     
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