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    I went past an up market burger van today

    It had four Michelin tyres
     
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    My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.

    I said, "Didja redo it?"
     
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    Prince Andrew’s Inability To Sweat Miraculously Cured By Ghislaine Maxwell’s Arrest
     
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    Teacher: How much is a gram?


    Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
     
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