Had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I left work late last night. As I locked up the doors, I turned around and saw a giant apple turnover just lying in the street. Just down the road, there was a huge bowl of jelly and on the street corner there was a two story Chocolate sundae. I thought to myself, "the streets are strangely desserted tonight".
I'm new at this fishing lark. Do I really have to keep maggots in my mouth? I await your answers with bated breath!
