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    I was struggling on a crossword. 5 across, 6 letters:
    'Someone who has not had sexual intercourse yet'

    _ I _ G _ _

    Oh hang, just got it....


    GINGER
     
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    I just moved to a new neighborhood. My attractive new female neighbor loves gardening and plants as much as I do. After chatting for awhile she asked me if I would you like to come over and see her pussywillow.

    I told her I would be thrilled but my name is John not Willow......
     
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