Paddy went to the Doc’s today. and said “do you treat alcoholics”, The Dr replied, “of course we do”………Paddy said “great get your coat on, I’m feckin skint
Barman says to Paddy “Your glass is empty, fancy another one?” Lookin’ puzzled Paddy says “Why know would i be needed two empty feckin glasses?”
A man is walking down the street in Dublin when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says cruises on Liffey River – $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head and throws him in the river. Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head and throws him in the river. Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, “Do you think they’ll serve any food on this cruise?” The second man says, “I don’t think so. They didn’t do it last year.”
