Twenty three people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train station in Dublin. Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS bomb.
I was at work the other day when a bloke come up to me and said " I can"t do it!" "Do What?" I replied. "No matter how hard I try, I can"t do a Welsh accent. I just end up sounding like a paki" I said "well you"re just gonna have to keep practicing Ahmed"
Only in Liverpool, can you get a bus to the other side of town and still be at the scene of the crime.
