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    • How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...
    • Just Juan.
     
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    • My lad came home from school yesterday and asked, "Dad, am I a Jew or am I a Gypsy?"
    • I asked why he wanted to know.
    • He said, "Because a kid at school is selling a bike for thirty quid.
    • Should I offer him fifteen or just steal it?"
     
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    • How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
    • We don"t know, it hasn"t been tried yet.
     
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