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    Picture of Harry & Meghan’s Baby when it grows up...

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    Prince Phillip has arrived to see the new baby.....

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    Hey guys, so I’m here to say goodbye to this group which I love so much. My wife says I’m in this group every 2 seconds and she can’t stand it anymore.

    We argued and she told me to choose between her or the group.

    So I'm gonna be offline for a couple hours while I pack her bags and call her a taxi !

    I'll be right back...... ‍
     
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    I asked my mate from Wales how many sexual partners he'd had.

    He started counting but then fell asleep......
     
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    • Ham and Eggs: A day"s work for a chicken;
    • A lifetime commitment for a pig
     
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    • Last night I had dream.
    • I"m now worried about being shot.
     
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    • How do you confuse Man Utd. supporters?
    • Ask them the way to Manchester.
     
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    • What"s the difference between Australia and a pot of yoghurt?
    • If you leave the lid off a pot of yoghurt, it will eventually develop a culture.
     
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    • I see the government has announced they"re gonna put warnings on ciggies and alcohol in picture form...
    • The ***s are gonna have pictures of cancerous lungs, and the beer"s gonna have pictures of fat birds.
     
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    • What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?
    • A full set of teeth.
     
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