FIFA world rankings announced, and Scotland are now 3 places below the island Tom Hanks got stranded on in Castaway....
Off to University in an attempt to improve my Cuppa Soup making technique. I'm doing a Bachelors Degree.....
Finally Al Jazeera have launched their new TV channel to be called Taliban TV - programmes are to include: 1) Middle - Eastenders 2) I"m a terrorist get me out of here! 3) Ready, Steady Bang 4) Pimp my Camel 5) Only Paki"s on Camels And their X.X.X. Rated program called "show us your face..!"
A prostitute goes to the doctor complaining of morning sickness. The doctor says, "congratulations! Do you know who the father is?" The prossy replies, "if you ate a tin of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"
