A Scotsman gets a taxi to take him and his girlfriend home. She"s so beautiful...... He can barely keep his eyes on the meter!!
I went into a pub the other day. There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, two Asians, an African man, and two homosexuals.... didn"t stay long.
A Scotsman had been visiting England on business, and when he returned home he sat down with his mates, and began to tell his story. " Well, I was in London, and I fancied a break, so I walked into a pub- anyway, turns out it was a ****ing gay bar. So as I was sitting there, this puffter came up to make, ask me to do something ... urgh, I can"t even bring myself to say it. I told him, I"ve never done that in my life. But, after a while, I gave in. I"m still in shock about it, I just can"t believe I did it!" His mates looked at him, " Och, that does sound bad- what exactly did you do? " "Well," replied the Scot, " I bought him a drink."
