Bloke just knocked on my door. I opened it and he was about 3ft 3"tall. I said "who are you?" He replied "I'm the meter man"
My wife once asked me how I could sleep knowing I was killing myself by smoking. "It"s easy," I said, "I know I"m killing you through passive smoking."
Mary had a little skirt with a slit right up both sides And everytime that Mary walked you could see her thighs Mary had another skirt with a slit right up the front......... She didnt wear that one as often
Reg, our Parcel Force delivery driver, sadly passed away yesterday. His funeral will be on Tuesday, sometime between 1 and 5 p.m.
