God, my kids are running around the house making a hell of a noise. Shouting things like, "We're f*cking freezing, let us in!"
My 17 year old son won £21 million pounds on the lottery recently and when I tried to ring him to congratulate him he didn't want anything to do with me. His foster parents must have raised him to be a right prick.
The wife has got three double wardrobes full of "nothing to wear". I have a been granted a hanging space big enough for about four hangers and two drawers for my own clothes and I am the "selfish one".
