Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with Alan's wife. Can you hold him in bar for an hour for me?" The friend doesn't like it but being a buddy, he agrees. Bob starts talking to Alan, asking him all sorts of questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally Alan gets annoyed and asks him what he's really up to. Bob feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Alan... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied." Alan smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago!”