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    I was convinced my colleagues at Specsavers were price-fixing to gain more sales than me.

    Turned out to be an Optical Collusion.
     
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    My dad retired from work after 50 years with a big grocery store.

    As was the custom there, after a short presentation, the staff sprinkled gravy powder all over him.

    Dad said that a great honour had been Bisto’ed on him!
     
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    When you pop into Aldi for a loaf of bread and milk..........

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    We were so poor- sometimes we only had bits of old rope to eat.

    I would often skip lunch....
     
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    I have a disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

    The doctor said it's terminal......
     
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