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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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    Breaking News: Toby Carvery temporarily closes one of its pubs after the gravy making machine develops a fault....

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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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    Gender reveal parties are absolutely pointless..
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    "OMG IT'S A BOY..."
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    Then 10 years later Kevin is Chloe
     
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    I always thought that copper nitrate was what Police got paid for the third shift!
     
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    A man has been arrested in Washington for throwing a sandwich at a federal agent.

    He's now been charged with GBH, ABH and BLT........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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    My friend got arrested for impersonating a helium balloon.

    The police held him for a while and then let him go.
     
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