Off Topic Jokes thread

Wooperts_duck · Jul 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.

Wooperts_duck · Jul 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM

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Wooperts_duck · Jul 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM

I finally got to see a doctor today.
I went and spoke to them on the picket line
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Wooperts_duck · Jul 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM

I said to my wife: "When I die l'd like to die having sex."

She replied: "At least it'll be quick."

Wooperts_duck · Jul 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM

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Wooperts_duck · Jul 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM

The Pubs are allowed to stay open until 1am on Sunday night for the Women's Euros final, and 6am if it goes to Penalties.