I said to my psychiatrist, “My wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages.” “I don’t think you’re crazy,” he replied, “I like sausages as well.” “Really?” I said, “You should come over to my house and see my collection.”
Went out to dinner last night. The waiter comes over to our table and says " For starters we have Badger Soup, followed by Badger Roast ,and finishing with Badger Mousse". I said "Is there anything else to eat apart from Badger?" The waiter said, "No, It's a sett menu..."
I went to buy a lottery ticket for myself, and one for my dog. The girl said "Your dog can't buy one" "Yes he can" I told her, "the advert says players must be 18,or Rover"
The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine, is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns!
