I went to an Indian restaurant last night. After I had ordered, a little old lady came up to me and said, "Aren't you polite. You have such lovely manners." I didn't realise at the time but apparently, it was my complimentary nan.
IKEA's football team is playing this afternoon. The manager, Alan Key is expected to line-up with a flatpack four.
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