Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all going for a job as a code breaker for Scotland yard. Their first test is to pick the odd one out from 3 objects. A cabbage, a potato and a knife. The Englishman walks in and the interviewer asks him which is the odd one out. The Englishman replies, “The knife, because the other 2 are vegetables.” He passes the test and is told to send the 2nd man in. The Scotsman enters and after being asked he also replies, “The knife, because the other 2 are foods.” He passes and is asked to send the Irishman in. When asked the odd one out he replies, “The cabbage!” The interviewer says, “What, how did you get that answer?” The Irishman replies, “Well, you can make chips with the other two!"
My girlfriend said I'm immature and we need to sit down and talk As if that's going to happen during conker season!
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The person in the photo is called "Daniel Badislav", a Romanian goalkeeper who weighs 130 kilograms. He caused his club, "Ciorogarla FC " to fall from the second division to the fourth division, and the club had no chance to expel him because his mother is one of the owners and financiers of the club. Because of Daniel, 4 coaches resigned, another died of a heart attack and one of the players retired from the club forever. Daniel initially played on the forward line as a a striker, but decided to switch to goalkeeper due to his inability to run and keep up with players. Due to lack of skill in catching the balls, the coach is forced to play with 7 defenders and 3 midfielders without attacking..!! He is considered the highest paid player among his colleagues. Legend please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
