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    INSTRUCTOR: "Can you read that car number plate from here?"

    ME: "Yes I can, now will you PLEASE open our PARACHUTE!"
     
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    I was just about to finish my w*nk when someone knocked on my door.

    "Go away!!" I yelled, "I'm busy".

    He said, "Sir, the traffic lights on green."
     
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