My wife started crying about her weight while we were eating our lunch today. I said, "Chin up, love." She said, "Aw, thanks babe. I'm glad I have you to support me." I replied, "No, I mean pull your chin up. It's in your soup."
I said to my friend, "I saw a band perform in South East Asia." “Singapore?" I said, "He wasn't great, but I've heard worse."
