Paddy and Murphy come across a woman whose bike has a flat tyre... Murphy leaves Paddy to help her, and goes on his way. A few minutes later, Paddy passes Murphy on the woman's bike. "What the feck happened"? asks Murphy. "Well, I fixed her bike and be jaysus she takes her fe*kin knickers off, lies on the ground and says, 'take what you want big boy!", so I took the bike.'' "Good on ye'' says Murphy, ''I'm sure the fe*king knickers wouldn't fit ya anyway"
