Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone... I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments. He was amazed and said, “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it, Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth Organ”. I said, “That’ll be Our Monica”.
I'm being moved to a different department at the prosthetics factory. Its so annoying. I'm up in arms!!
200 yrs ago we deported 'undesirables' to Australia. The Rwanda plan might just create someone else to beat us at cricket.
