I finally got my organ donor card. So one of you lucky people will be getting a Yamaha keyboard with a broken harmonica function.
I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?" I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian." So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour." I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian." So he says, "Oh right. Tell me a joke then, make me raff." I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?" He replied, "Yes." Just then I noticed his wok was on fire in the kitchen, so I shouted, "Wok! Wok!" And he replied, "Who der?" .
