I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time. When It came there was no meat just the carcass. I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!" "She said: "It's the boney part".
My wife has requested that when I'm receiving a blow job she would appreciate it if I told her when I'm about to come. Do you think that I should phone her, or would a text suffice?
