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    Is it unfair to ask the Romans to re-invade Britain?

    Well someone needs to resurface the roads.....
     
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    After my funeral I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone.

    "Thanks for coming"
     
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    Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?

    Let's see a show of hands.....
     
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    I'm not saying my parents were tight growing up, but every December we became Jehovah's Witnesses for a month.
     
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    Just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi and it’s brilliant.

    It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men.
     
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