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    A brave shopkeeper has chased off an armed robber with just his labelling gun.

    The culprit now has a price on his head.
     
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    News flash- local origami shop closes unexpectedly.

    More details as things unfold.
     
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    "Can you read that car's number plate from here?" asked my instructor today.

    "Yes!" I replied, "Now can you please open the fuki'n parachute!"
     
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