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    Watched a Director's cut version of a porn movie yesterday.

    In the end, the guy fixes the lady's washing machine.....
     
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    My mate quit his job at BMW.

    He of course gave no indication he was leaving......
     
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    <laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0137-clapp:emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Weather forecast said dress for the mid 70s today.

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    They say thousands of kangaroos die on the road each year in Australia.

    This doesn't surprise me. I'd be shocked if their arms could even reach the steering wheel..
     
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