My friends are going to run in front of the King's carriage on Saturday and see if it stops… They are playing a game of coronation chicken!
A man walks into the shrinks office wearing only cling wrap for shorts. The shrink says ..."Well, I can really see your nuts"
I've just finished reading the Kama Sutra.....and I have to say its left me in a very awkward position
I went to Clarence House yesterday to give the King a haircut ahead of his coronation. I said to the guard, “Can you let me in, I'm here to cut The Kings hair?” The guard said “Have you got a permit?” “No, just a bit off the back!”.
