Why do women wear panties with flowers on them ? In loving memories of all the faces that have been buried there.....
Met a gypsy girl last night. She asked me do I want to go back to hers for a good time. She wasn’t kidding, I went on the dodgems, waltzer, ghost train and Big Dipper and came home with a goldfish.
A mate of mine once had sex with the exhaust pipe on the back of his lorry. He found out a week later he was HGV positive.
