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    So I arrived at the restaurant a bit early for a family meal.
    "Would you mind waiting for a while?" asked the manager.
    "Not at all," I replied.
    "Good," he said.
    "Take these 2 Coq au Vins over to the couple by the window, then start clearing tables 4 and 7".
     
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    I start my new job as an apprentice bell ringer tomorrow !

    It's my first day, so they'll just be showing me the ropes.....
     
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