“Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!” “A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.” “A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!” “Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.” “My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.”
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My wife and I have the secret to a long and happy marriage. We go to a nice restaurant twice a week , have a glass of wine , and a lovely meal.... She goes Tuesday's and I go Friday's...
