"Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce? Farmer: which one, black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 litres per day. Interviewer : Where do they sleep? Farmer: The Black one or the. White one? Interviewer: The black one Farmer : In the Barn Interviewer: And the White one? Farmer: In the Barn Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them? Farmer: which one..black one or white one? Interviewer: Black one Farmer: Grass Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: Grass Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same?? Farmer: Because the black one is mine. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: Its also mine."
Our lass just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?" Me: "Yeah." Her: "Wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds." Me: "Right, I've done that" Her: "Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion!" Me: "I can see that, yeah." Her: "Just behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each other!" Me: Okay, I see them." Her: "Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the screen, there's a woman gladiator holding a spear." Me: "Yes! I can see her!" Her: Right..! Those are the Sandals I want for my birthday
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!” Sleeping comes so naturally to me. I could do it with my eyes closed. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
