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    A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two
    government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.
    One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90
    years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances.
    You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."
    The elder nodded in agreement.
    The official continued: "Considering all these events, in your
    opinion, where did the whitefella go wrong?"
    The elder stared at the two government officials for over a minute
    and then he calmly replied:
    "When whitefella found the land, blackfellas were running it.
    No taxes,
    No debt,
    Plenty kangaroo,
    Plenty fish,
    Women did all the work,
    Medicine man free,
    Aboriginal man spent all day hunting and fishing,
    All night having sex."
    Then the elder leaned back and smiled: "Only whitefella bloody stupid
    enough to think he could improve a system like that."
     
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