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    Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an Anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription ..

    Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough!”
     
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    Bob the builder goes up to a girl in a nightclub and says, "I have an 8 inch dick and can shag all night"... After a few beers she takes Bob home with her.
    The next morning she says, "You said you had an 8 inch dick and could last all night. Instead you have a 5inch dick and lasted 3 minutes"...
    Bob replies "I'm a builder love. It was an estimate"...
     
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