There was this mature age lady living alone with her old male cat. One day she found an old bottle. She rubbed it a bit and a genie comes out looked at her and granted her three wishes. First wish was. She asked for a nice new bed with a great mattress **** and the wish was granted. Second wish. I wish I was looking very pretty and beautiful. **** her wish was granted. Third wish. I wish my cat would turn into a handsome prince **** her wish was granted. He looked at her and said You might regret now that you had me neutered when I was young.
I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials. He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.' I said 'Ok,What's the Vera Lynn?' He said 'Whale..... meat ....again” please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
