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Jobby of the Season

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Brendan Rodgers Trannies, May 1, 2013.

  1. Brendan Rodgers Trannies

    Brendan Rodgers Trannies Active Member

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    I had a massive turd this morning - 4 full length links. Can anyone beat that?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a big cock. Can anyone beat that?
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I have a carpet. Can anyone beat that?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll beat yours if you beat mine. Deal?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I like to beat eggs.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My contribution to any sort of jobby tournament today was a disappointing skittery effort :(

    Still, roll with the punches and all that, I'll be back tomorrow at the peak of my dumping abilities giving my all
     
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  7. THFC6061

    THFC6061 Well-Known Member

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    You can beat an egg.

    But you can't beat a ****.
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i have had 3 jobbies today, none of which were worthy of publication.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I like beat surrender.
     
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