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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Thomas The Cat, Sep 12, 2012.

  1. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    Do folk on here use the hole in the front of your pants when going for a pish or do you pull them down?

    I use the hole as I don't like to bare my arse too often.
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Pull 'em down <ok>

    The only hassle with that is that you need to remove the elasticated band created "nip" at the base of the auld fella before shoogling.

    Shoogle without loosening boxer restrictions = pishy aftermath.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I dangle down past my thigh, so neither
     
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  4. User Deleted

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    pull the front down, no need to bare ur arse <ok>
     
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  5. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    Do you tuck them under your baws so to avoid pishing yersel?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Undo belt, howk everything down to below bollocks level. I use the shake n' tug method to get out any drops of pish still in the tube.
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    At top of sack and base of dong whilst pishing.

    Under baws for shaking <ok>
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here's a more pertinent question.

    Do you have to shake longer the older you get?

    Either you do and I'm testament to that or I've got some manner of urethra flow issue :bandit:
     
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  9. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Thomas, i get the distinct impression you are a right fat **** & have a job finding it.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

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    I wear incontinence trousers.

    Jobs a good un.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    After undoing the button, the hole in the front of my boxers leaves plenty room to get my cock out with no need to pull them down. You people piss like 5 year olds.
     
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  12. User Deleted

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    i just hold them with my left hand, dont imagine they wud be too comfy pressed up against u when ur pishing
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    If you whip yer full set out like me that solves the problem. baws and wilbur over the fence <ok> don't use the gate
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'm with Beale. Pull the front down and hold till ya have pished. I thought every **** pished like that. Imagine walking into the bog in a bar and some fella standing at the urinal with his arse hanging out. Who are you people?
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    When I'm out on the razzle I don't need to take a piss until I've had about ten pints. After that, I need a piss every four or five pints.
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I sit down sometimes for a treat <laugh>
     
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  17. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    I find when I do that I don't empty completly and have to stand up to finish. I have wondered if this is a sign of impending doom due to enlarge prostate but haven't bothered the doctor about it.
     
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  18. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Yoo hoo.

    That's how your supposed to pish. Trunks and trousers right down to the ground.

    When I've got a really bad hangover I sit on the toilet backwards (in my house not in public) means ya can ****e your guts out and have a wee rest for your head.
     
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    <laugh>

    and leave a full on ****e on the side of the bowl
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I have never ****ing thought of doing that.
     
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