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Jewish Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The latter ...

    He'd **** a hole in a barbers floor!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Id watch that !
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...and I'd try doubly-hard if it was a Jewish barbers <ok>
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Whit about this beauty?

    Definitely loves it up the dunger <whistle>

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  5. YeOldeYozzwolde

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    ****, time for work. <grr>

    Anyway, should this thread not be renamed Jewish Yid Ye?
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Just "Yid Ye" !
     
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  7. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I'm just waiting for someone to balance the obvious bias in this thread, by starting a Muslim 'wid ye'? :bandit:

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  8. GroveRanger

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    Dear Diary,

    The nights are drawing in here in Old Amsterdam. Not to worry though because it will soon be Hanukka and memories turn to our dear friend Uncle Savileman who used to make his annual appearance in the Chosen People Pantomime "Touch Your Toes And I'll Shamash Your Ring". Such a lovely play, we all used to join in before the Nazis occupied Holland and would spend hours baking cinnamon rolls in the shape of cigars. I remember my Cousin Ruth had an accident during rehearsals one year and she tripped over a length of timber and fell awkwardly landing astride the wood causing her great pain and distress.

    Uncle Savileman immediately came to her assistance and kindly removed her to his office to adminster first aid. I went to check on her but the door was locked, Cousin Ruth was in obvious distress and moaning and groaning. I could here Uncle Savileman saying "Now then, now then, you four by two, let's see if I can Fix It for you" Ruth came out of the office still crying but Uncle Savileman had done his best with her injury and had even taken the time to use a special ointment to help heal the wound. He was such a generous man, there was so much special ointment it was running down Ruth's leg.

    Now alas, we are all locked in our secret hiding place so will have to put on our own version of the pantomine here in the loft. Everyone is looking forward to it apart from Cousin Ruth, every time anyone mentions cigars she starts to cry.

    Until next time

    Anne
     
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  9. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    I've just noticed how hairy her arms are <yikes>
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Secretary ...
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather hump her brother.

    I'm willing to bet that Wanamaker is a dirty get
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  13. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Bibback Mountain
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    U seen "secretary"?
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Nope - I just googled it, though

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    Classy <laugh>

    Love it.
     
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    Dani Behr
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    Claudia Winkleman
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    **** it, I'm just going overboard on the Silverman

    Pumped

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    Gorilla'd
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    Drapping a big sexy ****e

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    ...and about to shove a tin of soup up her fanny

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    Nearly missed out a close up on that ass
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    "Here, Sarah, where did that big Scottish guy cause you to bleed again?"

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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Two ayes <ok>

    Although, Winkleman is looking more and more like her maw each day

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  19. GroveRanger

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    Hairy arms = minge like a Guardsman's Hat.
     
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  20. LEROY FER 10

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    Yep twice
     
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